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The Lore
We’re just plebs. We build, create, and stack. Everything you see here—crafted, shot, designed, or engraved—is made by hand and paid in Bitcoin. We’re not VC-backed. We’re not chasing hype. We’re here to trade real goods for real money, directly with other plebs.
No ads. No tracking. No nonsense. Just sats for loot.
“People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.”
Shop with Real Money.
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BTC Wallet Keychain
11,000.00 Sats -
Nostr Search Tee
21,000.00 Sats -
The Goblin Pack
Price range: 25,000.00 Sats through 52,000.00 Sats -
The Hobgoblin Pack
27,000.00 Sats -
The Skelly Pack
Price range: 35,000.00 Sats through 85,000.00 Sats